Getting through to your dream clients doesn’t have to
be frustrating...
Cut through the noise & reach 8-figure, 9-figure & multi-billion pound CEOs with off-the-wall outreach strategies.
How you can get more meetings:
The Lumpy Mail Shop
Whether you’re struggling to get enough meetings, or you’re not getting meetings with the right types of people, The Lumpy Mail Shop gives you flexible, easy access to some of our best, tried & tested marketing campaigns.
Pick your campaign and we’ll do all the hard work for you.
(By application only)
Bespoke Campaigns
Beyond The Lumpy Mail Shop, we work with just 6 businesses at any time to create bespoke campaigns.
Businesses who require bespoke campaigns are usually either in a highly competitive market, have a strong brand identity to match, and/or their prospects are incredibly difficult to reach, and need something extra special.
(By application only)
Imagine your dream clients calling you up, and asking you for a meeting…
Getting new customers is not easy.
And every business has wasted time, effort, and money on marketing strategies that get no results.
It is shit. It feels awful. I get it.
Now, most businesses are investing in all the exact same stuff, doing the exact same campaigns, to the exact same audience. PPC… paid social… networking… webinars… lead funnels…
But some businesses, are investing differently…
These businesses are getting response rates as high as 50-60%… they’re getting their dream clients calling them up, day in, day out… and asking THEM for a meeting…
Want to find out how?
This coconut cost 60p. Yet it is worth over £40,000…
I know what you’re thinking.
“Damn, that must be some fancy-ass coconut”…
But no, it is just a plain, old, ordinary, coconut.
And yet it is worth £40,000.
What am I on about?
In the summer of 2020, I sent this coconut to a business I wanted to work with, with a short message attached.
The CEO of this company called me up, and asked to have a meeting with me.
Since then, they have brought in over £30,000 worth of business to our company.
"We achieved meetings with 40% of our targets in the first month. So we tripled our investment to reach 3x as many prospects" - Tech Recruitment Firm
"We achieved meetings with 40% of our targets in the first month. So we tripled our investment to reach 3x as many prospects" - Tech Recruitment Firm
"In the first month, we reached out to 50 of our highest-value prospects and booked meetings with 12 of them!" - Business Coaching Firm
"In the first month, we reached out to 50 of our highest-value prospects and booked meetings with 12 of them!" - Business Coaching Firm
“We achieved an 11% inbound response rate from law firms! They are some of the hardest to reach people..." - SaaS Start-up
“We achieved an 11% inbound response rate from law firms! They are some of the hardest to reach people..." - SaaS Start-up
Ready to get meetings with your dream clients?
The next step is to talk about who your dream clients are, how you can help them, and what you need to do to get a meeting with them.
Once you have completed this form, we will be in touch to book a 40 minute Strategy Session.