Sick of being ignored by your dream clients?
“Our approach soon paid dividends, as we booked a number of meetings, both remote and in-person, and generated enough new business to provide us with a 3x return on our investment, in a shorter timeframe than l'd expected, quite frankly!
If you're ambitious enough to step outside your comfort zone, and serve up a flavour of business development that's far from vanilla, then speak to Louis. Highly, highly recommended!”
— Matt Hodkinson, Founder of TGO
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Stop being ignored & start booking meetings
We all want to get more dream clients.
More of the top-tier clients who:
Will pay you the most
You’d love to work with
Appreciate what you do
And you can deliver the best results for
But to get more dream clients, we need to get more meetings with them first.
And that is not always easy.
No matter how many calls, emails, LinkedIn messages we send, there’s always a bunch of prospects who just ignore us.
A large bunch of prospects who, are usually the ones we want to work with the most…
How do you get through to them?
What do you try next?
Over the last few years, we have managed to get meetings with some of the most sought-after decision makers in the UK, for both our clients & ourselves…
Hundreds of CEOs at 8-figure, 9-figure, and even multi £BILLION companies.
People who call up saying “I never respond to cold outreach… but I just had to give you a call…”
People who call up and ask for a meeting…
And for the ones who don’t, creating an easier way to get in with follow-ups.
Now, I’m making those exact strategies available to you.
Giving you access to some of our most successful, tried & tested campaigns that have booked meetings with hundreds of CEOs & key decision makers at some of the biggest brands in the country.
These are off-the-wall direct mail campaigns that cut through the noise and get you in front of your dream clients.
Your dream clients who, until now, have felt impossible to reach.
By applying for a place in The Lumpy Mail Shop, you will be one of just 100 businesses in the UK who have exclusive access to these campaigns.
This is not for everyone.
The reason these campaigns work is because they stand out. And in order to stand out, you have to be willing to do things differently.
If you do the exact same things as everyone else, you will get the exact same results as everyone else.
By submitting your application to The Lumpy Mail Shop, you must be willing to do things differently.
Dream clients don’t have to be a dream.
Client results from the first month
“I’ve been working in an extremely competitive sector for over a decade, making over 100 dials a day just to get by…
Now, for the first time in my career, prospects are actually calling ME back and asking for meetings.
Most start by saying “I wish my sales team did this”, followed by a “when can you come in to the office?”. The only thing I’m embarrassed to admit is that I didn’t do this sooner. Be brave.”
Tried & Tested Campaigns.
Access proven campaigns that have been successfully used to book meetings
Packed & Posted For You.
You pick your campaign, we’ll source, print, handwrite, and send your campaigns out for you.
Reach Your Dream Clients.
Get tracking updates & land on your dream clients’ desks, ready to receive their call.
Memberships
Lumpy 1500
£1,500/month
£1,500 credit / month
Onboarding strategy session
Access all campaigns
Access all resources
Access The Lump Of The Month
Access The Lumpy Mail Course
Lumpy 3000
£3,000 / month
£3,300 credit / month
Onboarding strategy session
Access all campaigns
Access all resources
Access The Lump Of The Month
Access The Lumpy Mail Course
Monthly strategy session
EXTRA £300 credit / month
Lumpy 5000
£5,000 / month
£5,500 credit / month
Onboarding strategy session
Access all campaigns
Access all resources
Access The Lump Of The Month
Access The Lumpy Mail Course
Copywriting Done-For-You
Monthly strategy session
EXTRA £500 credit / month
*All prices subject to VAT
*** All memberships require a £1,000 set up fee. This is taken from the first month’s payment.
NOTE:
The Lumpy Mail Shop is by application only, and limited to just 100 members.
As much as I would love to welcome every man and his dog as a member, this decision has been made to make this platform as effective for the members as possible.
This exclusivity ensures no members are competing with one another, prevents the strategy from becoming saturated, and allows these campaigns to continue to stand out & succeed.
Complete this form to submit your application
Once you have submitted your application, our team will assess your application, and, if successful, will be in touch to arrange the next steps.